EARLY FOOTBALL SANTA AS I JUST FINISHED MY 600TH STAGS GAME AND SINCE I HAVE BEEN REALLY GOOD UP TO THIS POINT. WELL, I DONT HAVE ANY COOKIES BUT A HOT TO GO BOX OF KRISPY KREME DONUTS READY FOR OLD GREAT SANTA.ALSO SANTA, I WILL BE 68 IN JANUARY AND THIS COULD BE AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT TOO. I NEED AND AM HUNGRY FOR ONE MORE BERKELEY STAGS CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE ICING ON MY CAKE. SEE SANTA, ITS BEEN LIKE EIGHT LONG YEARS SINCE MY WILLIE B CELEBRATION AND I KNOW ITS USUALLY A 10 TEN YEAR RUN TO ANOTHER TITLE. I MUST BEG YOU EARLY XMAS SANTA FOR THE BLOOD PRESSURE RELIEF AND GRANT MY BELOVED STAGS JUST 3 MORE WINS AND LIKE YOU DID WHEN WE MEET THE MIGHTY PASS HAPPY NORTHWESTERN TROJANS AND WERE NOT EVEN THOUGHT TO BE ABLE TO SURVIVE WORLEY AND FRIENDS. JUST GIVE US A SHOT TO ONCE AGAIN SHOCK THE WORLD AND PUT THEM MULES BACK TO PASTUREI WOULD MAYBE MAKE IT TWO BOXES OF ASSORTED DONUTS. THANK YOU MY EARLY FOOTBALL SANTA, YOU KNOW I BELIEVE SANTA.
